Tuesday, January 4, 2011

The Reckoning

It's that time of year when, at work, reconciliation occurs. Roughly, with my new job, that translates into a crap-load of work for me. So for the first week of each new year I'll be otherwise occupied...

...working as hard as Cedric Gibbons trying to figure out how to design that new-fangled Hollywood award, or at least take credit for it...

...working as hard as Louella Parsons trying to figure out how to plant a big wet one on Willy Hearst's ass...

...working as hard as Ron Howard trying to figure out how to craft the perfect porno mustache...

...working as hard as Lucille Ball trying to figure how to get Desi to stop asking if they can do another show together...

...but never, ever, working as hard as this guy. I mean, no one ever worked as hard behind a desk, or better. Let's face it, he was the king, the rest of us just a bunch of lowly peasants.

Oh, the reckoning!