You catch her eye...
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She looks longingly into yours...
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You coax her into the bedroom...
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She stands waiting; beautiful and still...
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Her eyes say, "Disrobe me."
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And just when you think the night will be perfect...
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BAM!!!
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She gets all religious on you.
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Don't you hate when that happens?