So there you are, on the set of a major motion picture. They've gone to the trouble of putting you in full monkey make-up for the shoot. You even make it into a shot with the star.
And this is your throw?
Come on! Where's the "Can-Do" spirit? Where's the go-get-um attitude?
There's the star right in front of you. Don't be timid, you're supposed to be throwing fruit at him. Plant one right on his face and for years afterwards you can tell the grandkids, "I once hit Chuck Heston square on the chin with a rotten mango." But those glory days will never be. You had your chance and you blew it. For shame.
